STD Clinic – London Patients

 It sounds bizarre, but ladybirds in the UK Capital should be forming an orderly queue outside their local STD clinic – London’s ladybirds have the highest rate of STDs!

STD Clinic – London’s unlikeliest patients

It’s a bizarre fact – not many of us in fact would even imagine that ladybirds could contract STDs. But natural scientists revealed in 2003 that nine in ten of London ladybirds should be attending a specialist ladybird STD clinic! London’s ladybirds are 90% more likely to suffer from a sexually transmitted disease. Scientists thought that increased car pollution in the capital could be an explanation as ladybirds feed on greenfly which thrive in polluted conditions. It’s this boom in population and promiscuity that increases the risk of STDs. The fungal STD infections particular to the ladybird however does not have severe effects on the insects.

STD Clinic, London Demand

London ladybirds may top the sex disease league, but of course it isn’t just ladybirds that are susceptible. If you’re looking for an STD clinic, London has some efficient, walk-in, accessible clinics that can help. And unfortunately, for human patients many STDs are worse then the ladybird’s fungal infections. If left untreated the impact of STDs can cause infertility, serious discomfort and can in some cases even be fatal.

Don’t be blasé

STDs are of course infectious – the return of syphilis, which was largely considered to have been conquered in the 1950s, has come back with a vengeance showing how easy STDs can spread. It’s important not to be blasé about your sexual health. A regular screening at an STD clinic – London has specialist clinics for appointments or walk-in patients – can help keep you healthy and give you peace of mind.

STD clinic – London experts

The continued rise in STD rates has been blamed by some on the high profile AIDS campaign in the 80s. It was widely feared that AIDS and HIV would be of epidemic proportions in the UK, and although it is an epidemic in Africa, the UK was relatively unscathed. Some believe this led to this blasé approach to sexual health. However there are at least 25 sexually transmitted infections and eight have no symptoms. It’s important then that you are regularly screened at an STD clinic; London experts can now offer almost immediate test results for many STDs and on-site advice, treatment and help.

Moorgate Medical is based in the City of London, ideal for individuals and companies who want a professional medical practice on their doorstep. We are approved by the Healthcare Commission and offer a full range of general medical, sexual health, travel and dental services. Our state-of-the-art surroundings, experienced practitioners and competitive pricing makes us the perfect choice for those working and living in and around the City. Call us for an appointment on 0207 256 8668 or fill in our online enquiry form and we’ll get back to you as soon as possible.